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TAKE MY MONEY!!! Kozmophone is the turntable I've waited all my life for

rammisframmis

Well-Known Member
#3
That's the most amazing fucking thing that I've ever seen in my entire miserable life!!

Too bad it looks like some cheap plastic crap that Crosley might churn out in China. Other than that, the $59k price seems reasonable!
 

Huey

Well-Known Member
Famous
#4
That's the most amazing fucking thing that I've ever seen in my entire miserable life!!

Too bad it looks like some cheap plastic crap that Crosley might churn out in China. Other than that, the $59k price seems reasonable!
I think that's the crowd funding that they've raised. Looks more like they are looking for funding to build, than to sell at this point.
 

Haywood

Well-Known Member
Famous
#5
That's the most amazing fucking thing that I've ever seen in my entire miserable life!!

Too bad it looks like some cheap plastic crap that Crosley might churn out in China. Other than that, the $59k price seems reasonable!
That's not the price, but the amount raised. The price appears to be $350, though I would personally prefer a less silly turntable.
 

rammisframmis

Well-Known Member
#6
That's not the price, but the amount raised. The price appears to be $350, though I would personally prefer a less silly turntable.
Oh, I didn't notice that probably because I was distracted by how utter stupid that thing is.

Perhaps the "inventors" should concentrate their efforts to something more useful to humanity, like for instance, an app which allows teenage girls to communicate in real time and share pictures of themselves....
 

Zing

Retired Admin
Famous
#7
Perhaps the "inventors" should concentrate their efforts to something more useful to humanity, like for instance, an app which allows teenage girls to communicate in real time and share pictures of themselves....
Chris Hansen would like a word with you.
 

rammisframmis

Well-Known Member
#11
I really like the detachable speaker horn aspect. I have an original 1900s Grammophone with a detachable horn. Only problem is that once I detach it, I can't hear any sound from the horn when I walk around the house with it. Can't figure out why. Looks like they've solved that problem!
 

Randy

Well-Known Member
Famous
#14


How the fuck does a 360 degree rotating speaker deliver uniform high quality audio to all listeners in a room?
 

Flint

"Do you know who I am?"
Superstar
#16


How the fuck does a 360 degree rotating speaker deliver uniform high quality audio to all listeners in a room?

Who cares?!?!?! They couldn't stop me from paying extra for a version where the speaker rotates like that on its own while music is playing.
 
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