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TAKE MY MONEY!!! Kozmophone is the turntable I've waited all my life for

Discussion in 'Source Components' started by Flint, Jul 9, 2018.

  1. Flint

    Flint "Do you know who I am?" Superstar

  2. bmwuk

    bmwuk Well-Known Member

  3. rammisframmis

    rammisframmis Well-Known Member

    That's the most amazing fucking thing that I've ever seen in my entire miserable life!!

    Too bad it looks like some cheap plastic crap that Crosley might churn out in China. Other than that, the $59k price seems reasonable!
  4. Huey

    Huey Well-Known Member Famous

    I think that's the crowd funding that they've raised. Looks more like they are looking for funding to build, than to sell at this point.
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  5. Haywood

    Haywood Well-Known Member Famous

    That's not the price, but the amount raised. The price appears to be $350, though I would personally prefer a less silly turntable.
  6. rammisframmis

    rammisframmis Well-Known Member

    Oh, I didn't notice that probably because I was distracted by how utter stupid that thing is.

    Perhaps the "inventors" should concentrate their efforts to something more useful to humanity, like for instance, an app which allows teenage girls to communicate in real time and share pictures of themselves....
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  7. Zing

    Zing Retired Admin Famous

    Chris Hansen would like a word with you.
  8. hawk52

    hawk52 Well-Known Member

    If you gave me one, I wouldn't put it in my closet. What a waste.
  9. Xgm3

    Xgm3 Active Member

    I just pledged $349. I chose pink as my color choice.
  10. Flint

    Flint "Do you know who I am?" Superstar

    But it has a virtual 3D display!
  11. rammisframmis

    rammisframmis Well-Known Member

    I really like the detachable speaker horn aspect. I have an original 1900s Grammophone with a detachable horn. Only problem is that once I detach it, I can't hear any sound from the horn when I walk around the house with it. Can't figure out why. Looks like they've solved that problem!
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  12. Flint

    Flint "Do you know who I am?" Superstar

    Dude!!! It has a secret compartment. That single feature is what I didn't know I needed on every turntable I've owned to date.
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  13. bmwuk

    bmwuk Well-Known Member

    "Can I get this icon in cornflower blue?"
    Last edited: Jul 10, 2018
  14. Randy

    Randy Well-Known Member Famous


    How the fuck does a 360 degree rotating speaker deliver uniform high quality audio to all listeners in a room?
  15. Randy

    Randy Well-Known Member Famous

    And, there are plenty of idiots that will buy this. The hooman race is truly doomed.
  16. Flint

    Flint "Do you know who I am?" Superstar

    Who cares?!?!?! They couldn't stop me from paying extra for a version where the speaker rotates like that on its own while music is playing.
  17. Towen7

    Towen7 Well-Known Member Staff Member Moderator

    To be fair ... They didn’t say that all listeners get high quality AT THE SAME TIME.
  18. rammisframmis

    rammisframmis Well-Known Member

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  19. hawk52

    hawk52 Well-Known Member

    Thats simple. Everyone in the room moves to where the speaker is pointing. Problem solved.
  20. Lone Stranger

    Lone Stranger Well-Known Member

    Did Donald Leslie approve of this speaker design?

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