I haven't seen anything from the forum gang about this movie. I decided to go see it, despite the negative reviews and poor ticket sales because it looked incredible and I like Luc's other work. I wanted to believe the reviewers had it wrong, like they have in so many movies which later came to be classics (like The 5th Element, Brazil, and Blade Runner).
Some spoilers, but I tried to make them general enough to not take away from the movie -
Well, the reviewers got it right, generally. The movie was a visual spectacle, but the context of the visual effects was hard to define and the concepts which were introduced were difficult to understand and required that I spend too much mental energy making sense of the environment (such as the interdimensional shopping mall). That effort greatly distracted from the action and dialog I needed to follow to know what was going on. The heroes were flat out too nonchalant for their own good. I got the impression they were supposed to be so damn good at their jobs that they could screw around and hardly pay attention to the very extreme things they were having to deal with including split second reactions to impossible threats and so on, but instead their laziness in dealing with the intense moments made the intense moments dull and boring. And what's with the current acting style of damn near whispering your lines even when the character you are supposed to be talking to is across the room from you. I see that all the time now, and I find it irritating.
The overall premise was not terrible, but I have grown tires of the superior beings who are free loving primitives who get destroyed, or attacked, by evil characters who seem all too much like every stereotypical greedy, war-mongering, self-reserving American leader there is. The idea, for me at least, has been played out over and over and over and I have grown tired of it. But even accepting it, the motivations of the evil antagonist were not clear and confusing.
But what really drove me mad was the romantic drama which ran through the movie concerning our two protagonists. While complex concepts and undefined premises about aliens and the nature of space flight were unfolding and confusing me at breakneck speed without any clear explanation, the action would stall and the director would spend entirely too long on dull moments of blatantly obvious sexual tension which made little or no sense whatsoever. That was a drag.
Likewise, it was clear that many scenes setting up situations which occurred in the film were edited out. The action end at one scene then there would be a complete leap to another location and time with changes to the characters, their costumes, some of the stuff they had with them, and so on making me have to create the missing scene where the transition was explained.
The visuals were stunning, the costumes were fun, some of the cast were gorgeous, and the CGI actors were very good, but the story was the same old screed and the explanations for the strange world Luc created were completely missing.
What worked for The 5th Element - simply immersing us in a strange futuristic world where we put the pieces together in our minds - failed miserably in Valerian.
I am glad I saw it because it was unlike anything I've seen before and some of the concepts were fun and different. I also enjoyed some of the humor. But, I would rather not have paid to see it, much less waste a perfectly good Monday evening at the theater. I think this would make for a great demo disc of 4K material about a year from now.