MetaBotch Doggy Dogg Mellencamp
I have a couple of Art Wolfe's books and one of his instructional videos, which is what I thought this was when I ordered it. It's actually a collection of his best still nature shots, softly panned a la Ken Burns, with George Winston-y new age piano music in the background (stereo only... :| ).
Probably not of any interest to anyone other than Nature lovers, but damn there's some gorgeous shots in here. If I ever open a restaurant this will be playing on the audio/video monitors, non-stop.
And a note to self: You've got to visit Patagonia before you die, dumbshit!