The crime the movie committed was not one of vulgarity. It was one of pointless vulgarity that served little purpose other than to yell, "Look at how vulgar I'm being!" It was sophomoric and completely devoid of both wit and creativity. A bunch of drunken frat boys with a video camera wouldn't have done any worse. It was ultimately boring and unfunny, which is why I fell asleep to begin with. I didn't even bother backing it up to find out WHY I was watching the guy hop around with celery up his ass, because I didn't CARE. How sad is that?