surely you jest?

[Rope]

Diesels dont have spark plugs, There is no such tool. Diesels use glowplugs.

Or is that the glowbugs? hmmmm

I think my plugs are fowled ?? better get the oil out.

So you say. I have a brand new diesel spark plug wrench, never been used. And yes, glowplugs are great seat warmers.
Now, Johnston converters can be a tough find, much like muffler bearings.

Rope

 

[Orbison]

Now, Johnston converters can be a tough find, much like muffler bearings.

Rope

I don't want to convert my Johnson! I like it just fine the way it is - you could say I've grown attached to it..........

 

[Rope]

Now, Johnston converters can be a tough find, much like muffler bearings.

Rope

I don't want to convert my Johnson! I like it just fine the way it is - you could say I've grown attached to it..........

Johnston. I said nothing about anyone's johnson.

Rope

 

[Razz]

You guys are using the wrong end of the spectrum... don't cool it off.

wrap your speaker wires in electric blankets! This heats up the sound and makes music HOT!! This is best used when listening to top 40 and pop rock.

In a pinch you can just use portable heaters and aim them directly at the wires but it's hard to keep the ENTIRE wire hot. Doing this you'll end up with occasional cool spots in the music.

 

[Botch]

 

[Orbison]

Is that where Ron Jeremy lives?