The Peacock Spider

[Botch]

http://devour.com/video/peacock-spider/

I wish all I had to do to get laid is raise my leg and vibrate my abdomen; I'm good at that.

(make sure to catch the statement in red below the video panel... :laughing-rolling: )

 

[PaulyT]

Ah, but do you have a fancy colorful tattoo on there to shake around?

 

[DIYer]

The part that says, "They'd better get away quickly", what's up with that? If they can't impress the female, they get attacked by female?

 

[Yesfan70]

I like how the colors on the spider's back also look like a spider.

 

[Botch]

The part that says, "They'd better get away quickly", what's up with that? If they can't impress the female, they get attacked by female?

Probably like the black widow does.
Sex is exciting enough without keeping from :scared-yipes: getting eaten at the end, thankyouverymuch...