From the back of the CD.......
"If you're looking for the true meaning of Christmas, Buy this Album.
Then by all means, Keep Looking."
I AM SANTA CLAUS -- CD -- :text-bravo: Oh Yeah, this is
strangely good!
Bob Rivers & TWISTED RADIO
1993 Atlantic Records
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Looking for irreverence in your holiday nut mix? Bob Rivers does such a great job of social, political, and seasonal satire under the guise of many a familiar holiday tune that he's lucky he hasn't been run over by a reindeer. Rivers apes all the department-store Santas (sung to the tune of "Here Comes Santa Claus") with "There's Another Santa Claus," lambastes "Teddy Kennedy the Red-Nosed Senator," and sends up Marlon Brando's Godfather in the inspired "A Letter to Santa," which warns of Santa's movement into mob territory. There are a few clunkers among the moving and snoozing targets, but Rivers nearly always elicits a chuckle. The biggest yuks, though, come on the title track as he reaches back to Black Sabbath's "I Am Ironman" classic to turn dear old Santa into a heavy-metal monster. Call it "Headnog"--and get it for the unholy rollers on your list. --Martin Keller
1. "There's Another Santa Claus" - 2:01
* (parody of "Here Comes Santa Claus," performed by a Gene Autry impersonator)
2. "Walkin' 'Round In Women's Underwear"[3][4] - 1:55
* (parody of "Winter Wonderland" about crossdressing)[1]
3. "I Am Santa Claus" - 3:22
* (sung to tune of "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath, except the last ten notes on the prominent guitar riff are replaced with five notes from Jingle Bells.)[5]
4. "Manger 6" - 0:44
* (parody of Motel 6 ads)
5. "O Little Town of Bethlehem" - 2:09
* (sung to the tune of "The House of the Rising Sun")[6]
6. "I Came Upon a Roadkill Deer" - 3:01
* (parody of "It Came Upon the Midnight Clear")[6]
7. "Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator" - 1:25
* (parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"; about US Senator Ted Kennedy)
8. "Grahbe Yahbalz" - 1:08
* (parody of "Deck the Halls;" the name is pseudo-Yiddish for censorship purposes, song describes a gesture frequently used by Michael Jackson)
9. "A Letter to Santa" - 2:41
* (parody of The Godfather)
10. "Jingle Hells Bells" - 2:38
* (uses a riff of "Highway To Hell"; sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things", performed in the style of Bon Scott-era AC/DC)[6]
11. "The Kids" - 2:18
12. "The Magical Kingdom of Claus" - 5:53
* (parody of The Wizard of Oz)
13. "The 'What's It To Ya' Chorus - 2:37
* (parody of Handel's "Messiah," specifically "The Hallelujah Chorus")
14. "Didn't I Get This Last Year" - 3:22
* (parody of "Do You Hear What I Hear" About repeatedly getting unpleaseant gifts, if not the same ones, each year. )[6]
15. "The Under the Tree World of Jacques Cousteau" - 3:02
16. "O Christmas Tree" - 2:33
* Performed by chainsaws.